If Men Got Pregnant....

• Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.



• There would be a cure for stretch marks.



• Natural childbirth would become obsolete.



• Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.



• All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.



• Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.



• Men would be eager to talk about commitment.



• They wouldn't think twins were so cute.



• Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.



• Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.



• Families would only have one child.



• Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.



• They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.



• Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.



• Women would rule the world!

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